Soviet Ninja Mongolian Space Pirates leave Schnitzelfest - National Leader feared dead

**Schnitzelfest**

Over the last couple of months, as many Schitzelsans would already know, The Allied States of Schnitzelfest was invaded unproked and for lack of reason by a horde of Soviet Ninja Mongolian Space Pirates! The unnamed horde managed to sneak across the Schnitzel border undetected. Once inside the nation they forcebly removed the Leader from his position, desolved parliament then unconstitutionally shut down all borders, nationalised all industries, plasted propaganda everywhere and brainwashed the armed forces, looted and plundered anything of value, and then got wasted on rum and started a brawl - this all happened within 72 seconds. The local population was left dumb founded and angry, but they were powerless to stop. The horde remained for 2 months until they could no longer stand the stench of the nation due to the massive piles of garbage everywhere. The garbage was a result of the closure of the Schnitzel borders, this shut down all exports and imports - Schnitzelfest exports 100% of its garbage, hence the massive pile up. No one knows where the horde has moved to, but to ensure they never return, an ad campaign has been set up depicting the horrible conditions in Victoria while sending the message "come to Schnitzelfest'". A similar ad campaign is used in South Australia to keep Victorians out of the state - and it has worked with much success. The leader of Schnitzelfest has yet to come out and make an official statement on the situtation, many fear he is dead as he has not been seen since the invasion of the horde and his removal from office. In the mean time the Supreme Commander of the Schnitzelfest Armed Forces is running the nation under military rule, with the guidance of senior parliamentary figures, until the cleanup has finished and an election can be held.

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